Inevitable (the Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals) Uke tab by Team Starkid

[Paul]

A     B          C       D
Emma, I'm sorry, you lost

A     B          C             D
Emma, I’m sorry, you lost your way

A                  Em
What if I told you I made it

    G                       D
And this is the life that I chose?

A              Em
Would you even believe it, Emma?

D                 A
Do you believe in ghosts?

F#m                  D
What if I told you a story

     F#m     Em      G
That settled all the dust?

    C         G       D
I'm still the man you trust

     C      G       A
It's inevitable for us


[EMMA, spoken]

N.C.
No! Get away from me! You’re not Paul, you're one of them!

[PAUL]

A                Em
Before, I had no ambition

    G                D
But now my life is a song

Am                Em
Don't you want to see me happy?

   D                A
Is it so tragically wrong?

F#m              D
What if the only choice is

    F#m     Em      G
You have to sing to survive?

[PAUL & ENSEMBLE]

   C       G           D
We must go on with the show

     C     Bm
It's inevitable

[PAUL (ENSEMBLE)]

   A
To know what I want now (Know what you want now)

G
Emma, I want you to join the party

           A
Aren't you going to tip me? (Get your cup of coffee)

G
Look at the fun we're having already (What?)

A                          D
I found my calling you can do the same now

         Bm       A                 D           G
Put your words to lyrics and you're playin' the game now

     A         D      Em        F#m
It’s all there is and all there ever was


[PAUL & ENSEMBLE]

     Am
Emma!

[PAUL (ENSEMBLE)]

       G            D     
Let me puke in your mouth, Em (Ahh)

     Em        D
Just open your food bin, girl (Ahh)

            Em
And you can join the hive


Then show me your—


[PAUL & ENSEMBLE]

E                    A
Hands! Show me those jazz hands!

        E                       A
Get ’em up or you're shit outta luck!

             E                    A
Show me your hands! Show me those jazz hands!

     G
Or I might be inclined


[PAUL (ENSEMBLE)]

   C
To plant my seed (Ooooooooooooooo)

         C
The hive needs to feed! (Ooooooooooooooo)

             Am    C
Happiness is guaranteed! (Ooooooooooooooo)

[PAUL]

If you just give us one last

[PAUL & ENSEMBLE]

A
Show-stopping number!

     A#m
With Emma front and center!

  A                   C   G 
A kick line is inevitable!

A                    Em
What if I told you a story

        G                         D
How the world became peaceful and just?

       C      G
It was inevitable

 D     A
Inevitable

 F     G
Inevitable

[PAUL, spoken]

N.C.
The apotheosis is upon—

[PAUL & ENSEMBLE]

A
Us!