Welcome To The Internet Uke tab by Bo Burnham

# [Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. 
Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours 
can think of can be found.
          Bb
We've got mountains of content. 
Some better, some worse.
   A7
If none of it's of interest to you, 
you'd be the first.

# [Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. 
Come and take a seat.
          Gm
Would you like to see the news 
or any famous women's feet.
        Bb
There's no need to panic. 
This isn't a test (huh huh).
 A7
Just nod or shake your head 
and we'll do the rest.

# [Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. 
What would you prefer.
          Gm
Would you like to fight for civil 
rights or tweet a racial slur.
   Bb
Be happy. Be horny. 
Be bursting with rage.
A7
We got a million different 
ways to engage
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# [Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. 
Put your cares aside.
         Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. 
Here's a nine-year-old who died.
       Bb
We got movies, and doctors, 
and fantasy sports.
      A7
And a bunch of colored 
pencil drawings of all 
the characters of harry potter fuckin
Dm
eachother. 

# [Verse]
Welcome to the internet. 
Hold on to your socks.
         Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly 
sent you photos of his cock.
         Bb
They are grainy and off-putting. 
He just sent you more.
A7
Dont act surprised. 
You know you like it, you whore.

# [Verse]
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, 
see a shrink.
        Gm
Show us pictures of your children. 
Tell us every thought you think.
        Bb
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send 
a death threat to a boomer.
   A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. 
Do a Zoom or find a tumor.

# [Verse]
    Dm
And here's a healthy breakfast option. 
You should kill your mom.
           Gm
Here's why women never fuck you. 
Here's how you can build a bomb.
      Bb
Which Power Ranger are you? 
Take this quirky quiz.
 A7                        
Obama sent the immigrants. 
   A7   Gm   F    E     Dm
To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.

# [Chorus]
         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, 
all of the time?
  Gm
A little bit of everything. 
All of the time.
Bb
Apathy's a tragedy and 
boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. 
All of the time.
         Dm
Could I interest you in everything, 
all of the time?
  Gm
A little bit of everything. 
All of the time.
Bb
Apathy's a tragedy and 
boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. 
All of the time.
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# [Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7

# [Verse]
Dm        C                     Bb   A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm       C
Not very long ago
Bb               A7
Just before your time
Dm           C
Right before the towers fell
Bb           A7
Circa '99

# [Verse]
         Gm
This was catalogues
 F
Travel blogs
E7             Dm
A chat room or two
            Gm        F
We set our sights and spent our nights
E7        Gm7
Waiting

[2nd Chorus]
    Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
  Bb       C
Insatiable you
      Fmaj7            Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb              C
You were barely two
       Dm          C#dim
And it did all the things
   C              Bb
We designed it to do

# [Bridge]
    Bb
Now look at you
    C
Oh, look at you
D
You

# [2nd Chorus]
Gmaj7       Em7
You
  C           D
Unstoppable, watchable
     Gmaj7              Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C              D
Honey, how you grew
       Em7        Ebdim
And if we stick together
    D                C
Who knows what we'll do
       C          D
It was always the plan
           Ebdim         Em7
To put the world in your hand

Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B Em Em/B

# [laughing]

# [Chorus]
         Em
Could I interest you in everything, 
all of the time?
  Am
A little bit of everything. 
All of the time.
C
Apathy's a tragedy and 
boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. 
All of the time.
         Em
Could I interest you in everything, 
all of the time?
  Am
A little bit of everything. 
All of the time.
C
Apathy's a tragedy and 
boredom is a crime.
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7*                    Em*
And all of the time