No One Remembers Achmed Uke tab by Team Starkid

15 Chords used in the song: F, C, Bb, Gm, A, G, Dm, Eb, D7, C7, D, Em7, A7, E7, Am

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3.57
(Intermediate)
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Soldiers: (Alternating)
F F
In your homeland you're a legend
C C
All the people know your name
Bb Bb F F
On the battlefield and off you are superior


Achmed:
(Spoken) I know.
Gm Gm
In the kingdom though I'm finding
C C
that my only claim to fame
Bb Bb C C
is an incident involving my posterior


Soldiers:
F F C C
Posterior


Achmed:
(Spoken) Please.


F F
I've won scores of bloody wars
A A
And mopped the floors with my foes
Bb Bb F F
But no one remembers Achmed
Bb Bb
I've eviscerated peasants
Gm Gm
From their heads down to their toes
G G C C
But no one remembers Achmed


Dm Dm
Say my name in these parts
Gm Gm
And you'll get a vacant stare
G G
Until you mention tigers
C C
Or spotted underwear


Soldiers:
F F C C
Spotted underwear


Achmed:
C C F F
So to restore my repute
A A
As a fierce fearsome brute,
Eb Eb D7 D7
There's only one route I see
Gm Gm C7 C7
Arrange the slaughter of millions
F F Gm Gm / G G
Of innocent civilians
C C F F
Then they'll remember me


(Dialogue)


Soldiers: (Alternating) (Achmed:)
F F
Caked in mud or drenched in blood
A A
You smell as fresh as a flower
((Spoken) I guess.)
Bb Bb F F
But no one remembers Achmed
Bb Bb
You can pleasure sixty concubines
Gm Gm
In only an hour
((Spoken) Less!)
Bb Bb F F C C
But no one remembers Achmed


Achmed:
Dm Dm
Back home I was a hero
Gm Gm
Ladies trembled when I spoke
G G
But here the women treat me
C C
Like a throwaway joke


Soldiers:
C C
Throw him away


Achmed:
F F
I'm a god on Earth but darn it
A A
Even deities incarnate
Eb Eb D D
Now and then can feel a little insecure


Soldiers:
Insecure


Achmed:
Gm Gm Em7 Em7
All I want is some affection
A7 A7
This rejection's almost
D D G G
Too much to endure...


Soldiers:
To endure
Look at all he must endure


(Dialogue)


Soldiers:
F F
You ooze sex when you flex
A A
Those impeccable pecs


Achemd:
Dm Dm D D
But the princess rejects me still
Gm Gm
She may not love me yet
Bb Bb
But I'm willing to bet
G G C C
That once I kill all her people she will...


Soldiers:
Yes she will
Yes she absolutely will


Achmed:
Dm Dm
Let them laugh, that's just fine
F F
But the last laugh will be mine


All:
Bb Bb E7 E7
'Cause they can't laugh when they're all dead
Gm Gm C C
I'll make them all regret
F F Bb Bb
The day they chose to forget


Achmed:
D7 D7
(Spoken) What's that name everyone?


Soldiers:
Tiger-fucker!


Achmed:
(Spoken) No!

F F D D
Like I said, what's that name?


Soldiers:
Gm Gm C C
You're the cock of the walk
Am Am D D
With abs as hard as a rock
Gm Gm C C F F
Nevermore will they mock you Achmed


Soldier:
D D G G C C
He fucked a tiger


Achmed:
(Spoken) I did not fuck a tiger!


Soldiers:
F F A A Dm Dm C C
They'll remember Achmed...
F F A A Dm Dm C C
They'll remember Achmed...
F F A A D D F F
They'll remember Achmed...


Achmed:
They'll remember me...


Soldiers:
F F
Tiger fucker
Tiger fucker
Achmed is a tiger fucker!
C C F F
They'll remember Achmed
G G F F
The tiger fucking man!

Uke tab by , 13 Mar 2019

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