Cookies! Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Brian,

I think I figured out where our quest

to be the world's most 

intense metal band hasn't panned out yet.

It's because people think we're soft!

We have to write a truly satanic jam.

Are you ready to get evil?

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Yes, this is perfect!

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From the darkest pits of the deepest well
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We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from Hell
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You curse as the name passes your lips
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With the two horsemen of the rock-pocalypse

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Flying on the backs of flaming horses
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We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses.
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I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities
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The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies

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Death and destruction are all around
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We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
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We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
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There is just one thing we love and that's:

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Cookies!
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Cookies!
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Yaaaaay!
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Cookies!
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Pass the milk, please!
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Everybody loves cookies, hooray!

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Ah

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Oh, God, save me

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I see demons

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All your nightmares have come to life
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The horror survives in the darkness of night
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Take a final breath in our realm of hate
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And wish for death as we eat this plate of

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Cookies!
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They're the taste of happy!
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Cookies!
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Chocolate chips for everyone!
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Cookies!
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The demons are consuming me!
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Everybody eat some cookies today!


That fuckin' do anything for ya, Megadeth?