Orgy For One Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

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Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls

over here for an orgy tonight,

but I have to say that the responses thus far

haven't been exactly what I've hoped for

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Stacy had a headache
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Jenny was in jail
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Brenda had to work late
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Kate was getting Jenny's bail
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Angela got scurvy
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Ashley caught a cold
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Sally's dad exploded
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That's what I was told

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Michelle had to play checkers
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Ann was baking pies
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Wendy's dad exploded too
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That might've been a lie
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Pam had frisbee lessons
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Stella had ballet
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Now I'm by myself
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But I can have fun anyway, so...

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Dim the lights
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Remove my tights

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Yeah! Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun
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Let's get this party started it's an orgy for one
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It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun
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So break out the tissues it's an orgy for one
    G           Bm           A       D
I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one

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Margaret's cat was nauseous
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Jane was way too shy
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Steve was not invited because he was a guy
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Claire was parasailing
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Brooke said she was in space
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But it doesn't matter
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Cause I'm rounding second base

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All through the night
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My grasp is tight, oh

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I'm beating so hard you'd think I was a drum
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And I don't even care it's an orgy for one
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I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin' on my plums
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It's not just masturbation it's an orgy for one
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It's a fuckin' celebration it's an orgy for one

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Or~gy for one

Orgy for one
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Or~gy for one

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(Guitar Solo)

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Sixty-nine
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Without the nine
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Now pour the wine
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I'm mine all mine

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I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone
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Thank you, everybody, at this orgy for one
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These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
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You know I'm goin' for it, it's an orgy for one
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My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one
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You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy for one

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Or~gy for one

Orgy for one
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Or~gy for one