If We Were Gay Uke tab by Ninja Sex Party

6 Chords used in the song: Bbm, G#, Db, Eb, F#, F

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Year:  2011
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5.5
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[Intro]
Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db Eb Eb
Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db F# F#
Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db Eb Eb
F# F# Db Db G# G# F F

Bbm Bbm G# G#
A A newborn deer runs through a field
Db Db Eb Eb
A A rainbow shines from heaven
Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db
A A child's smile lights up the room
F# F#
As Brian blows a dude

Bbm Bbm G# G#
A A star shoots in from outer space
Db Db Eb Eb
A A puppy licks its mother
F# F# Db Db G# G#
A A ray of sunlight through the trees
F F
As Brian licks a sack

Bbm Bbm G# G#
There would be no sadness
Db Db Eb Eb
If we were super gay
Bbm Bbm G# G#
Just unicorns and magic
Db Db F# F#
If we were super gay

Bbm Bbm G# G#
We would all be flying
Db Db Eb Eb
On a tasteful pink duvet
F# F# Db Db
But mostly Brian
G# G# F F
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)

Mostly Brian's gay

Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
Eb Eb Bbm Bbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
G# G# Db Db F# F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck

Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
Eb Eb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Bbm Bbm G# G# Db Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
F# F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!

Bbm Bbm G# G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Db Db Eb Eb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
Bbm Bbm G# G#
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!

Uke tab by , 27 Oct 2016

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i can't wait until Brian's daughter Audrey is older and she gos online and watches the video for this song, and the other ones. She might end up calling her dad "Princess Handjob" for the rest of his life. Good job Brian, you can thank Danny and Arin for designing those videos.
03 Aug 2017
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**Brian's gay**
30 Dec 2016
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