Selfish Girls Uke tab by Jake Miller

WITH CAPO on 2nd fret



Intro:
G  C  D  C  G  Am  C  G

            G           C         D             C
I was gonna write you a love song just the other day
   G             Am                     C            G
So I sat down and thought real hard but nothing ever came
G        C                   D              C
I took a walk downtown and it hit me like a train
   G           Am                 C          G
So I grabbed a napkin and started scribbling away

               G       C     
And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh
D                     C       G      Am
Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh
C                       G
And girl, you crazy as shit
    
                G       C
This song's for selfish girls
              D         C
They want the whole wide world
               G        Am
They just want everything
(We just want everything)

C                         G
And they cry when the sky ain't blue
                 G      C
This song's for selfish girls
              D          C
They want the whole wide world 
            G           Am
I give them everything
C                         G
And there ain't nothing I can do

      G                       C
Look, she walked into my life, all innocent and shit
D                                C                 
And then she took my credit card and dipped
          G                       Am
Gave me a kiss, then turned around and stole the keys to my whip
C              G 
Aw man, what a selfish bitch
              G        C
She was like, "See ya, I wouldn't wanna be ya"
D                 C
Kidnapped my Visa then she hit the galleria
G                      Am       
Let's have a moment of silence for what I say next
(C)             (G)
R.I.P to all my paychecks
G          C          
Supermodel but the inside's ugly
D         C
Yeah, and I'm over it like a fraction
    G            Am          
She loved herself way more than she loved me
C               G           
Only cared about her Instagram captions
G                C     
So this the last song I'm ever gonna write for ya
D                   C   
Go find a douchebag, maybe he'll be right for ya
    G             Am 
And if you wonder why your phone ain't ringing
  C                G
Call my voicemail, and I'mma start singing

                G       C
This song's for selfish girls
              D         C
They want the whole wide world
               G         Am
They just want everything
(We just want everything)
C                         G
And they cry when the sky ain't blue
                G       C
This song's for selfish girls
              D         C
They want the whole wide world
            G         Am
I give them everything
C                         G
And there ain't nothing I can do

G       C
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
D       C    
La, la, la, la
G       Am           
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
C      G
La, la, la

G                        C
I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes
D                                    C
Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time
G                        Am
I thought you were a dime but you loved me for my dimes
C                                     G
Selfish girls will be the death of me, this happens every time

               G        C
And I was like woah-oh, woah-oh
D                 C           G      Am 
Sexy can't make up for crazy, no-oh, no-oh
C         G
And girl, oh my God...

                G       C
This song's for selfish girls
              D         C 
They want the whole wide world
               G        Am
They just want everything
(We just want everything)
C                         G
And they cry when the sky ain't blue
                G       C
This song's for selfish girls (you're so selfish)
              D         C
They want the whole wide world (why you so selfish?)
            G        Am
I give them everything
C                         G
And there ain't nothing I can do

Outro:
G  C  D  C  G  Am  C  G