I Go To The Zoo (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast) Uke tab by Themes

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     Uh

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Feeling low I need some time to think

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 By myself, I pour another drink

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So many thoughts keep running through my head

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 I can't stay here, I hit the club instead

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I'm poppin' bottles just to clear my mind

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 Bitches upon me and they looking fine

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We doing lines they wanna go all night (Go all night)

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 But deep inside there's something still ain't right  



So then

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I go to the zoo!

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 Just kinda wander 'round the zoo

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  I look at the monkeys

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 Their eyes look like my eyes 

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 It's so relaxing at the zoo

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 Sayin' "what's up" to kangaroos

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My boys awake 'cause they nocturnal

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 I really, really like the zoo


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Next night I got this bitch up in my 'rari

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 We drinkin' Cris, we eating calamari

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She trying to give me neck, this life insane

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 But there is only one thing that can ease my pain


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I tell her 'get the hell out' then

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I go to the zoo in San Diego!

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 It's really such a better zoo

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 My favorite is probably the cheetahs

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 But I ain't messin' with no zebra

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 I know the nightguard at the zoo

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 His name is Ron, my man's legit

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He knows that I love Panda canyon

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Sometimes he lets me bottle feed the cub



Man...

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When's it gonna stop?

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When's it gonna end?

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Sometimes even the zoo isn't enough

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So then...


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I go to the aquarium!

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 It's like a zoo for fishies
 
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 I know the nightguard there too! 

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  Wait! What the hell happened to Susan?

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 He kicks me out here's what I do...

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 I take my ass back to the zoo!