Dial Drunk Uke tab by Noah Kahan

Strumming pattern: d-du-u-du

Intro: C G Em Em x2

C       G                            Em
Rememberinʼ I promised to forget you now
                     Em
But itʼs raininʼ and Iʼm callinʼ drunk
C           G                                Em
And my medicine is drowning your perspective out
              Em
But I ainʼt taking any fault
 
C             G                             Em
Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be
            Em
I doubt it, forget about it, whatever
C     G      Em          Em
Itʼs all the same anyways

Chorus:
    C                           G
    I ainʼt proud of all the punches that Iʼve thrown
    D                      Em
    In the name of someone I no longer know
    C                             G
    For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone
    D                            Em
    Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
     
    C                           G
    I donʼt like that when they threw me in the car
    D                          Em
    I gave your name as my emergency phone call
              C
    Honey it, rang and rang, even the cops
    G                                    D
    thought you were wrong for hanging up
                     Em
    Iʼll dial drunk, Iʼll die a drunk
             C       G Em Em
    Iʼll die for you

C           G                                 Em
I’m untethering from the parts of me you recognize
              Em
From charming to alarming in seconds
C             G                             Em
I’ll be bedridden, I’ll let the pain metastasize
                    Em
But that’s morning, oh forget it
 
C             G      Em        Em
And the dial tone is all I have

Chorus:
    C                           G
    I ainʼt proud of all the punches that Iʼve thrown
    D                      Em
    In the name of someone I no longer know
    C                             G
    For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone
    D                            Em
    Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
     
    C                           G
    I donʼt like that when they threw me in the car
    D                          Em
    I gave your name as my emergency phone call
              C
    Honey it, rang and rang, even the cops
    G                                    D
    thought you were wrong for hanging up
                     Em
    Iʼll dial drunk, Iʼll die a drunk
             C       G D Em
    Iʼll die for you

Bridge:
    C
    Thank you, sir, just let me call
    G
    I’ll give you my blood alcohol
    D                                      Em
    I’ll rock with all the burnouts in the cell
     
    C
    I’ll change my faith, I’ll praise the flag
    G
    Just wait, I swear she’ll call me back
    D                                   Em
    Oh, love, why do you do this to yourself?
     
    C
    Well fuck that sir, just let me call
    G
    I’ll give you my blood alcohol
    D                                      Em
    I’ll rock with all the burnouts in the cell
     
    C
    I’ll change my faith, I’ll kiss the badge
    G
    Just wait, I swear she’ll call me back
    D                              Em    Em
    Hun, why do you do this to yourself?
     
    And I said

Chorus:
    C                           G
    I ainʼt proud of all the punches that Iʼve thrown
    D                      Em
    In the name of someone I no longer know
    C                             G
    For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone
    D                            Em
    Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
     
    C                           G
    I donʼt like that when they threw me in the car
    D                          Em
    I gave your name as my emergency phone call
              C
    Honey it, rang and rang, even the cops
    G                                    D
    thought you were wrong for hanging up
                     Em
    Iʼll dial drunk, Iʼll die a drunk
             C       G D Em
    Iʼll die for you

Instrumental: C G D Em Em

Chorus:
    C                           G
    I ainʼt proud of all the punches that Iʼve thrown
    D                      Em
    In the name of someone I no longer know
    C                             G
    For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone
    D                            Em
    Traffic lights and a transmitter radio
     
    C                           G
    I donʼt like that when they threw me in the car
    D                          Em
    I gave your name as my emergency phone call
              C
    Honey it, rang and rang, even the cops
    G                                    D
    thought you were wrong for hanging up
                     Em
    Iʼll dial drunk, Iʼll die a drunk
     
    Iʼll die for you