My Self Esteem's Not Low Enough To Date You Uke tab by Garfunkel And Oates

6 Chords used in the song: C, F, Dsus2, G, Am, Em

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Album:  unknown
Difficulty: 
2.83
(Beginner)
Key: CChords
Intro - C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2 G G(stop)

C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
You text at three in the morning
G G C C
And you misspell my name
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
G G C C
And most of them think you are lame
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
You say that with me it's different
G G C C
And your not that big of a dick
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
G G Am Am
Not 'cause your with some other chick

Em Em Am Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em Em G G
But I want to tell you the truth


Chorus
C C F F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 Dsus2 G G
It's close but not quite there
C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Need time to get a little more rejected
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2 G G(stop)
A A totally awesome pair

C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
I seem like your perfect target
G G C C
Like I've been lonely for too long
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
You think I haven't had sex in forever
G G C C
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
But I would rather have nothing
G G C C
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
F F Dsus2 Dsus2
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
G G Am Am
And the antidote was in your sperm

Em Em Am Am
I know that this may be uncool
Em Em G G
But I want to tell you the truth


C C F F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 Dsus2 G G
It's pretty close but not quite there
C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Need time to get a little more desperate
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2 G G(stop)
A A totally awesome pair


Bridge

Am Am Em Em
We could last forever
F F C C
You just have to give me time
Am Am C C
To learn to deal with bullshit
F F G G
And blatant lies
C C G G
But for now... for now


C C F F
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 Dsus2 G G
It's so close but not quite there
C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Need time to get a little more wasted
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
G G C C F F Dsus2 Dsus2 G G(stop)
A A totally awesome pair

Uke tab by , 08 Mar 2010

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live2tivo avatar
The Dsus2 doesn't sound correct and some of the lyrics are incorrect. I think a couple of the chords need some adjustment, but you've got a good base.
09 Jun 2010
Correction
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The Dsus2 doesn't sound right.
11 Mar 2010
Correction

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