Punk Rock Girl Uke tab by Dead Milkmen

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One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
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I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
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Punk rock girl please look at me
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What do you see?
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Let's travel 'round the world, just you and me punk rock girl
 
I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a beau?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance
Let's go slam dance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl just you and me punk rock girl
(this part is sung-spoken but what the hell)
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We went to the Philly Pizza company and ordered some hot tea
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The waitress said well no, we only have it iced
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So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
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And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
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And it was "California Dreamin'" so we started screamin'
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On such a winter's day

 
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She took me to her parents' for a Sunday meal
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Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
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Punk rock girl it makes no sense
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Your father's a vice president
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Rich as the Duke of Earl yeah, you're for me punk rock girl


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We went to a shopping mall
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And laughed at all the shoppers
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And security guards trailed us
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To a record shop
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We asked for Mojo Nixon
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They said "He don't work here"
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We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon
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Then your store could use some fixin'" 


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We got into a car away we started rollin'
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I said "How much you pay for this?" She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
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Punk rock girl you look so wild, let's have a child
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We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me
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Eating fudge banana swirl, just you and me
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We'll travel round the world, just you and me punk rock girl!