Kill Yourself Uke tab by Bo Burnham

F
Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Dm
Have you ever felt two feet tall?
Bb
Have you ever thought, "Man, if only 
C
I was anybody else at all."
F 
They like to kick you when times get rough
Dm
when times get rough
Bb
And you give your all
C 
but it's not enough


Bb                          C
And sticks and stones might break your bones
    F         Gm         Dm C 
But words can break your heart
    Bb                C
But if you don't know where to go
     F        Gm       Dm C
I'll show you where to start 


[Chorus]

F              Dm
Kill yourself, it'll only take a minute
C
You'll be happy that you did it
Bb
Just go over to your oven

and shove your head in it
F              Dm
Kill yourself, really, you should do it
      C
There's really nothing to it
     Bb
Just grab a mug

and chug a cup of lighter fluid


[Verse 2]

F
I sound unempathetic
Dm
I sound mean and rude
Bb
Suicide is an epidemic
C                         F
And I don't want to be misconstrued
                    Dm
Signs of depression go overlooked
      Bb
So if you're depressed
     C
Then you need to book
  Bb
a therapy session
     C
Talk about your depression
    F     Gm           Dm   C
And let a professional hear it
Bb                C
But if you search for moral wisdom
   F    Gm      Dm      C
in Katy Perry's lyrics, then


[Chorus 2]

F              Dm
Kill yourself, it won't be painful
C
If you are able
Bb
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train, you'll
F              Dm
Kill yourself, it's over, mull it
C
There's a trigger, pull it
Bb
Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet


[Verse 3]

F
Stick your tongue in a plug
Dm
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Bb
Make some toast in the tub
C
Nail yourself to a cross
F
Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Dm
Drink a gallon of mace 
Bb
Be gay in Iran
C
Let Oprah sit on your face


[Outro]

F
Jump off of a bridge
Dm
Skinny dip in a flood
Bb
Sky dive attached to a fridge
C
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
F
Break into the zoo
Dm
Give a tiger a shove
Bb
Eat a Phillips head screw
C                  F
Marry Courtney Love

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