Virus Alert Uke tab by Weird Al Yankovic

Verse 1
   F#m                             E
   Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
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                  F#m                       
   Really want to give you a warning
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           B
   Cause I found out this morning
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E|-2-----2------------------------|
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          C#
   Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
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E|----------------------------------------4--|
C|-------------------------------------------|
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Verse 2(tab same as Verse 1 except at end)
F#m                                 E
If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
              F#m                       
Better not go taking your chances
      B
Under no circumstances
           C#         D#
Should you open it or else it will
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E|--------------------------------|
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      D#
      Translate your
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Pre-chorus
G#m               C#
Documents into Swahili
G#m                    C#
Make your TV record "Gigli"
G#m                             C#              F#
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
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                                                E|-/9---9---9----------|
                                                C|---------------------|
                                                G|---------------------|


Pre-chorus 2
        E
  (Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
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        F#
  (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
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        E
  (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
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C|-6-\--4-----4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4---4--------4--|
G|-6-\--4------------------------------------4--------4--|
         G#                   C#
 And the hard drive of anyone related to you


Chorus
F# C#  F#
Virus alert!
                        C#
   Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
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E|----------4-2----1--------------------------8--12-10-8----|
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G#m                        C#
Forward this message on to everybody
   G#m            C#
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E|-------4--2-1---------4--|
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Verse 3
F#m                                   E
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
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                F#m
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
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             B
   Give your poodle a hickey
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         C#
   And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
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Verse 4(tab same as verse 3)
F#m                                   E
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
               F#m
It'll set your clocks back an hour
          B
And start hogging the shower
        C#               D#
So just trash it now, or else it will
      Decide to
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Pre chorus
G#m                  C#
give you a permanent wedgie
G#m                         C#
Legally change your name to Reggie
G#m                 C#              F#
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
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                                    E|-/9---9---9----------|
                                    C|---------------------|
                                    G|---------------------|

Pre-chorus 3
        E
  (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
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        F#m
  (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
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        E
  (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
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        F#m
  (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
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        E
  (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
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        F#m
  (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
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        E
  (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
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            G#                            C#
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
C# 
That's right, it's a...


Chorus 2x
G#m                          C#        F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now


Bridge
             C#             G#m          Bbm         C#
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
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                C#           G#m         Bbm         C#
   So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn
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   F#                              E
   Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
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   E                             F#
   Drop it in a forty three foot hole in the ground
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   F#                            E
   Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
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   E
   Then burn all the clothes you may have
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   G#                      C#
   Worn any time you were alive
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Chorus 3x


Ourto
G#m                                 C#
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
G#m                          C#        F#
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
   F# 
   What are you waiting for?
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   Just hurry up and forward this to every single
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   person that you know! Hit... send... right... now
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