The Kids Don't Stand A Chance Uke tab by Vampire Weekend

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A devastating backstroke

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All the way from France

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With shiny, shiny cufflinks

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A shirtsleeve to enhance

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The pin-striped men of morning

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Are coming for to dance

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With pure Egyptian Cotton

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The kids don't stand a chance

Solo

You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance

The pin-striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
Forty-million dollars
The kids don't stand a chance

Solo

I didn't like the business,
But that was at first glance
Your pillow feels so soft now
But still you must advance

The pin-striped men of morning
The partners in the dance
The paper's shot to pieces
The kids don't stand a chance

Solo