Seafood Uke tab by Tom Milsom

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#I've never eaten a lobster
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#Because I've seen them in their prime
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#Sitting in a tank beside the doorway
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#And if they could see it your way
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#They would prob'ly start to cry

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#And the saltwater from their tears
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#Would wash away all of their fears
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#As they remembered all the years
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#They spent so happy in the wild
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#And then one day the big men came
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#To make them play a fishy game
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#Of Russian Roulette for crustaceans
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#Fifty lobsters, seven nations
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#Waiting for the sweaty clientele
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#To pick them out for boiling water hell

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#I've never eaten a lobster
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#Not that I haven't had the opportunity 

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#Other food is so guilt free
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#But in this case the killers me
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#And while it's sitting on your plate
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#Regrets would come but it's too late
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#And seafood's such a very tricky dish
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#Cause nothing's more emotional than fish

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#Oh, oh, oh
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#Nothing's more emotional than fish

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