Vince The Loveable Stoner Uke tab by The Fratellis

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Now vince was a loner 
a loveable stoner (aha) 
he lived in a bluebird 
spelled his name backwards (aha) 
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Hes so pretty 
He always looks shitty (ahah) 
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born on a monday 
such a very good day (aha) 

chorus 
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and i havent seen a pupil in his eyes for 16 days 
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the catholic girls love him in a hundred million different ways 
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an hes been up for days 
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in a big malaise 
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hes only living till the salad days 
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rock a honey rock a honey woo hoo 
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sleeps all day and he dreams of you 
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rock a honey rock a honey wee hee 
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dines in the city where the girls are free 
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
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now vince got a big crush 
on the girl from redrush (aha) 
took her out for tacos 
said she liked burritos (aha) 
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and he said shes so easy 
brought up in the country (aha) 
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she gets naked for a living 
she aint afraid of giving (aha) 

chorus (same as before) 

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rock a honey rock a honey (wooooo hoooo) 
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He don't touch tiity and he and a dont touch me a dont touch me