I Wrote This Uke tab by Spongebob Squarepants

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star,
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I made myself a sandwich.
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My mommy named it Fred.
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It tastes like beans and bacon,
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And smells like its been dead.
 
[Chorus]
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Writing stuff is hard,
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So I use a pointy pencil.
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Pointy, pointy, pointy,
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Pointy, pointy, point.
 
[Bridge]
F               G (Let ring for a few seconds where the drum solo would be)
P-U what's that horrible smell?
 
[Chorus]
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I have a head,
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It ends in a point.
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Pointy, pointy, pointy,
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Pointy, pointy, point.
 
[Verse 1]
F            F
This song is over,
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Except for this line:
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You win this round,
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Broccoli!
 
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