Dearly Departed Uke tab by Shakey Graves

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  Oooh, 
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  Oooh, 
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  Oooh, 
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  Oooh, 


  Well, 
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  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
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  And you and I both know that the ghost is me, 
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  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
Gm
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,


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  I used to bite I used to moan,
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  But now I mumble and you choke,
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  Now I aint so scary on my own,
  Tell me honey what's a dagger without a cloak,
  I don't know,

  Cause, 
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  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
Gm                 Em              C        G      F#
  And you and I both know that the ghost is me, 
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  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
Gm
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,

D                 C             Gm      F# Gm
  In the midnight hour you came alive,
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  I had to go get my crystal ball,
Gm
  Gotta find that snake,
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  When the sun came up we couldn't find no place to hide,
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  And you had to tell your friends that my fangs were fake, I had to,
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  That's so messed up,
  

  Cause,
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  You and I both know that the house is haunted,
Gm                 Em              C        G      F#
  And you and I both know that the ghost is me, 
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  Used to catch me in your bedsheets just rattling your chains,
Gm
  Well back then baby it didn't seem so strange,


Am                     C        Em7
  But even when one is dead and gone,
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  It still takes two to make a house a home,
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  I'm as lonesome as the catacombs
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  I hear you call my name but no ones there,
           Em7/4 
  Except a feeling in the air,

  Cause, you and I both know that the house is haunted,
  Yeah you and I both know that the ghost is you,
  You should walk around screaming oh slamming all them doors,
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  Well I'm all grown up now I don't scare easy no more,


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  Cause, you and I both know,
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  You and I both know, ooh,
            Gm         Em C G F#
  You and I both know, ooh,
            Gm         Em C G F#
  You and I both know, ooh,

  Oooh.