Mister Glassman Uke tab by Scotty Sire

[Intro]
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Let's paint a picture: you're in class
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The teacher writes the notes too fast
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And there's a boy who sits in back
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Who's too afraid to raise his hand
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And ask if she can slow it down
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So nervously he looks around
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Can't bare to stand out in the crowd
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And he's only gotten half the notes now
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The school bell rings and he feels deflated
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He looks at his hand, he should've raised it
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His biggest fear, he should've faced it
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And now he's lost inside the pages
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He might be there but you'd never notice
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Got a lot to say but he's soft spoken
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He's a book that just isn't open
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A tiny ripple in a stormy ocean



[Chorus]
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Glassman, Mister Glassman
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Glass...man
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken
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Mister Glassman



[Verse 2]
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A few years later, and now it's prom season
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Mister Glass isn't going, unless he has a reason
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There's a cutie in his class that he likes a lot
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But he's afraid to ask, because they've never talked
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Plus if she says yes, what's he gonna do?
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Doesn't have a car, dude, he's screwed
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He doesn't feel cool, he's too subdued, And he's scared to meet her parents too
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Boohoo, just another chance he blew
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Cause there’s way too many things going on in his head
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And he's always in his head thinking too far ahead
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Could've gone to prom but instead he lays in bed
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Thinkin' of all the things that he left unsaid till he's red
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Sorry, Mister Glass, the world has a way
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But now I'm sure you've heard many people say:
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"You miss every opportunity you don't take"
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Don't be shy, kid, make your own fate





[Chorus]
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Glassman, Mister Glassman
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Glass...man
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken
N/C
Mister Glassman

[Verse 3]
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Now Mister Glass is older, and he's doing just fine
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Yeah, he made it through high school, Even though he was shy
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He's got a group of good friends, and his future is bright
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And he still gets sad, but he's happy with his life
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Remember when he didn't ask the cutie to prom?
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Well, now he's got a couple kids, And they're calling her mom, man
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And remember when he couldn't raise his hand in class?
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Well now he's up on stage in front of fans, rappin' fast
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But he still gets scared and he still gets nervous
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Cause you gotta fear the waves if you wanna go surfin'
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Nothin' is for certain, Like does cursive have a purpose?
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Was it worth it that you learned it?
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Probably not, I don't know, I digress
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But the point i'm tryna stress, Is that we're all just made of glass
                                                                                    
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Even when we're at our best, We can break, we can splinter
                                                                                         
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Or disappear or lose our temper, Even if you think you're bulletproof
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I am glass, and so are you

[Chorus]
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Glassman, Mister Glassman
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Glass...man
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken
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Mister Glassman!
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He's really soft-spoken
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You never notice glass unless its broken


[Outro]
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Its hard to get by when you're feelin' so shy
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You gotta keep on movin' just a step at a time
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Mister Glassman
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He's really soft-spoken!
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You never notice glass unless its broken! Mista’
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Shooby doo wop
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Shooby doo way
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Shooby dooby dooby doo
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Woppity wop
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(Mister Glassman)
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He's really soft-spoken!
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(Mister Glassman)
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Mister Glassman!