I Love You More Than I Hate My Period Uke tab by Say Anything

Am                 Em          
Let me tell you about the love I have
 C
Cause it's growing by the moment
 D
And I'd murder you to hold his hand
 Am              Em    
See I don't even know this boy
 C                     D
But I want him so bad, oh so bad
 Am                    Em
He's the singer of my favorite band
 C
If I cornered him and locked him in a closet
D
He would understand
Am                   Em
Take me away from my boring life
C              Dm
To his promised land

CHORUS:

 C              G      Am
And his song is stuck in my head
 C          G      D
His song is stuck in my head
 C          G      Am         
As long as he's not poor or dead
 D                            G
Then I always shall remember him

Am                 Em
He's not like the other guys I meet
          C
I'm sure he's always keen to listen
          D
And the words he sings so sweet
 Am                Em
Are like the bible not a fable
                    C           D
He'd be willing to beat my ex-boyfriend up

If they should ever meet
Am
And as I press repeat
Em
In the snow and sleet
C
I do a lap around his block
D
And as I swoon I'll keep
Am
My knife concealed
Em
'Til the dream is real
D
And we share a suburban street

CHORUS:
C              G      Am
And his song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
His song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
And I'll chain him tight to my bed
D                          G
So I always shall remember him

  Am                        Em
Lately I've been wondering 'bout reverse psychology
  G                     D
And all the negative crap that it implies
Am                        Em
Like that I want what I want when I want it
 G                            Em
And not when it's glimmering before my eyes.
Am                        Em
Lately I've been wondering 'bout complex biology
G                     D
Like when a stork shows up on your roof
Am                        Em
To bring you a lovely love child
G                            Em
Bouncing boy to spell out the truth.

Chorus
C              G      Am
His song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
His song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
I will fill his heart and soul with lead
D                           G
So I always shall remember him

C              G      Am
His song is stuck in my head
C              G      D
His song is stuck in my head
C              G      Am
He will take my fire and burn instead
D                           G
So I always shall remember him