Hate Everyone Uke tab by Say Anything

INTRO
      G* (played until the end of the intro)
Did you know that there are people in the world
Annoyed with all the other people in the world
And of all these angry people in the world
I am the angriest boy

VERSE 1
           G                               C  G
When I was spat unto the earth in a stream of guts
                            C    G
My mother nature that green eyed slut
                                 Em     Em
I wasn't the first to get forced from a cut
Am                  C
One to whom I still shall stay stuck.
G                             C    G
Staring from a cradle my eyes take in
                           C    G
The baby speak of my brain-dead kin
                            Em       Em
Their goo-goo goggles reflecting the grin
     Am            C
of a chub-faced alien

            Em        D     C
Well if you think I'm being harsh,
          Em          D    C    Eb
Well baby keep on counting stars


CHORUS
      G         C G
Cause I hate everyone,
G         C G
I hate everyone
G         C G
I hate everyone
  Am      C        G 
Upon this cursed earth


VERSE 2
       G                              C     G
Then I grew a few hairs where the sun don't shine
                                C     G
Packed me in a classroom to count the time
G            G          Em   Em
Studying the history of mens mind
Am                  C
Chasing tail and committing hate crimes
G                           C    G
Rich hippie girl with a gas-guzzler
                                C  G
Forced myself to fall in love with her
                                        Em    Em
She was so strung out, she'd swear it never occurred
    Am              C
The honky king when back on his word


PRECHORUS 
    Em       D       C
The next one did the same
    Em       D        C [ring out]
The blind leading the lame
(All together now)


CHORUS
G         C G
I hate everyone,
G         C G
I hate everyone
G         C G
I hate everyone
  Am      C        G 
Upon this cursed earth

BRIDGE 1
Em                   C          G
How does it make you feel to be wanted? 
Em                   C          G
How does it make you feel to be one of many?
Em                   C          G
how does it make you feel to be blunted? 
            Am       Em
How does it make you feel? 
Am                   Em
How does it make you feel? 

BRIDGE 2
G      [stop]
I hate actors who seem genuine
G      [stop]
I hate my ex girlfriend, though she's feminine
G      [stop]
I hate the singer with the denim shit
Em     C
I hate everyone
G      [stop]
I hate the hospital in Texas
G      [stop]
I hate the rapper in the Lexus
G      [stop]
I hate the pills I ate for breakfast
Em          C
I hate everyone

CHORUS
G         C G
I hate everyone,
G         C G
I hate everyone
G         C G
I hate everyone
Em     C
I hate everyone

OUTRO
       G               C   G
Cause, I'm mired in hypocrisy
                         C G
Yet, I'm still down with J.C 
                        C      G
I guess that everyone includes me
Em                   C        
And that's why I'm a humanist

End on G