Tell Me A Joke Uke tab by Quadeca

#Out of tune, about a quarter-step up

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Dm C         F
Knock knock, who's there?
A#        A7  Dm
I wanna know
C         F
Tell me a joke
A#   Dm            A7
I've got one for you
Dm C          F
A man walked into a bar
Dm         C              F
What's the deal with airline food?
A#     A               Dm (Faug)
That reminds me of my ex-wife

Dm C F

F                  Am     A7            Dm
Knock knock, who's there? Tell me the truth
             C                  Dm
A familiar shadow that everyone knew
                     C                  F        C
Reached through the walls, you saw right through
             F         Am        A7            Dm
Laughin' at you, I had so many things left to do
         C                        Dm
And it's funny, you said it's too soon
              C               F     C
Stuck in the red, came out the blue
          F
How am I doin' this?
Am       A7        Dm
Bone dry skeleton, humorous
A                      F             C F A7
I tried to walk myself out of the ground

Dm C                      F
All I could hear were the crickets
                     Dm
Funny the joke is on me
C                   F
I tried hard not to miss it
Gm                    Dm
Everything I couldn't be
   C
Ha-ha
               F   Gm
Laugh to the grave
   A#     C
Ha-ha, ha-ha
               F  A7
Laugh to the grave

F                  Am     A7         Dm
Knock knock, who's there? Tell me a joke
                C                        Dm
Something feels off, was it words that I spoke?
                    C                     F     C
Or was it something else? The door must've broke
            F         Am          A7           Dm
How can it be? It's a setup, the punchline was me
         A7              F
Over my head, I couldn't see
                    C                F   C
Reached through the walls, felt for a key
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I'm a social experiment
Am             A7         Dm
Aren't you relieved to be hearin' it?
A                       F          C F A7
All of the cameras were pointin' away

Dm C                      F
All I could hear were the crickets
                     Dm
Funny the joke is on me
C                   F
I tried hard not to miss it
Gm                    Dm
Everything I couldn't be
   C
Ha-ha
             F    Gm
Laugh to the grave
   A#     C
Ha-ha, ha-ha
             F    A7
Laugh to the grave

F A7 F A7 F Dm A7 F A# A7 F

F                         D
All I could hear were the crickets
                     Gm
Funny the joke is on me
                    A#m
I tried hard not to miss it
C                     F
Everything I couldn't be

Ha-ha
             D
Laugh to the grave
   Gm
Ha-ha, ha-ha
             A#m  C
Laugh to the grave

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