One Foot Boy Uke tab by Mika

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 What's a matter 
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with going places? 
Em                   A
 Take that gross look off your faces 
D            G
 Empty loving makes me seasick 
Em                    A
 What you're here for, I don't need it 

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I'll say nothing on your microphone 
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Till you swear to take me home 
          Em
There's a one foot boy eleven stone 
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He's sitting on my shoulder 
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I'm too scared to look away, 


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He comes here almost everyday 
    Em                          A
And everyday I push him off and tell him boy we're over 

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MY OH MY 
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I think my mind is gone 
              Em
I'm left here wondering 
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Was I crazy all along? 
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What do I do? 
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Nothing left but pray 

Gonna shoot somebody 
Em                            A
Help me drive this craziness away 
                D
I'm happy on my own 

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Say you like me,
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But not with changes?
Em
Shut up and forget it
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These are my faces
D
All these colors
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That surround me
Em
All these places
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Only drown me

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I'll say nothing on your microphone 
G
Till you swear to take me home 
          Em
There's a one foot boy eleven stone 
     A
He's sitting on my shoulder 
D
I'm too scared to look away, 
   G
He comes here almost everyday 
    Em                          A
And everyday I push him off and tell him boy we're over 

      D
MY OH MY 
                   G
I think my mind is gone 
              Em
I'm left here wondering 
                 A
Was I crazy all along? 
          D
What do I do? 
                 G
Nothing left but pray 

Gonna shoot somebody 
Em                            A
Help me drive this craziness away 
                D
I'm happy on my own