Alphabet Boy Uke tab by Melanie Martinez

Dm F Am Dm 

        Dm                               F 
 You're always aiming paper airplanes at me when you're around
     Am                                       Dm 
 You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down
         Dm                             F 
 You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry
        Am                             Dm 
 If you dangle that diploma and I deck you, don't be surprised


           Dm                  F 
 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
             Am           Dm 
 I say, f**k your degree, alphabet boy
                  Dm                            F 
 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
               Am     Dm 
 f**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy


                  Am 
 I'm not a little kid now
              F 
 Watch me get big now
                      Am 
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F 
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am 
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F 
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am 
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm 
 Little alphabet boy

Dm F Am Dm 

 Dm                              F 
 Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies
 Am                                   Dm 
 Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me
 Dm                                 F 
 You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins
     Am 
 But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly
     Dm 
 And your dictionary's destroyed


           Dm                  F 
 I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me
             Am           Dm 
 I say, f**k your degree, alphabet boy
                  Dm                            F 
 You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry
               Am     Dm 
 f**k all your ABC's, alphabet boy


                  Am 
 I'm not a little kid now
              F 
 Watch me get big now
                      Am 
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F 
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am 
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F 
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am 
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm 
 Little alphabet boy

Dm F Am Dm 

                  Am 
 I'm not a little kid now
              F 
 Watch me get big now
                      Am 
 Spell my name on the fridge now
               F 
 With all your alphabet toys
                     Am 
 You won the spelling bee now
                         F 
 But are you smarter than me now?
                         Am 
 You're the prince of the playground
        Dm 
 Little alphabet boy

Dm Am F Dm