Call Me What You Like Uke tab by Lovejoy

Intro: Dm G Bb C
       Dm

  G                      Bb
I never was a fan of the internet
    C                      Dm
She never felt safe in her own head
        G             Bb
We both hate the news
            C                   Dm
The feel of grace, oh god, goes you
 
 G                          Bb
Smiling when I ask if she’s bored yet
C                        Dm
Wonder if we took it too far
     G              Bb
Both taste confused
         C            Dm
Darling, what am I to do?

Pre-Chorus:
      C             F
    I like to think that I’m
             F                Dm
    The only guy she’ll see tonight
            C                F
    You can call me what you like
       Bb
    As long as you call me

Chorus:
                Dm
    And you can kiss the skin from my lips
                     F
    til it makes you feel good
        G
    I’m not sure if you want it,
                         Bb
    not sure if you need me too
     
                Dm
    And you can taste the beer on every guy
                 F
    who talks to you
            G
    But you can’t stay awake forever
           F
    No you can’t stay awake forever

Instrumental: Dm G Bb C
              Dm

G                        Bb
So I find myself in your mum’s bedroom
C                             Dm
Fighting with the pink roller blinds
        G            Bb
It’s on pay-per-view
           C                        Dm
Place your bets on who’s lost their mind
 
G                      Bb
Take a pirouette under duvet set
C                                Dm
Sigh with perfect pitch and with time
        G                      Bb
I’m not made for you, but what else is new?
             C
Oh, lord she tells me that it’s nothing
  Dm
I really hope it’s nothing

Chorus:
                Dm
    And you can kiss the skin from my lips
                     F
    til it makes you feel good
        G
    I’m not sure if you want it,
                         Bb
    not sure if you need me too
     
                Dm
    And you can taste the beer on every guy
                 F
    who talks to you
            G
    But you can’t stay awake forever
           F
    No you can’t stay awake forever

Instrumental: Dm C Bb Am

Bridge:
    Dm        C     Bb         Am
    This just in; I am a total fucking dumbass
    Dm                                     C
    And I’ve come to the uncomfortable conclusion
                                 Bb
    I’ll be spending the rest of my life in a state
    Am
    Of constant paranoia
     
         Dm
    Just let me follow you
        C
    And I’ll proceed to bang my head on every doorway
        Bb
    and doorframe you see
    Am
    suitable for us to go through And
    Dm                       C
    I’ve found that the road to happiness is paved
         Bb               Am
    With rows and rows of very tempting parking spaces
     
    Dm      G                      Bb
    I’m not paranoid, I’m a realist
    C
    I know you’re gonna kill me!

Chorus:
                Dm
    And you can kiss the skin from my lips
                     F
    til it makes you feel good
        G
    I’m not sure if you want it,
                         Bb
    not sure if you need me too
     
                Dm
    And you can taste the beer on every guy
                 F
    who talks to you
            G
    But you can’t stay awake forever
           F
    No you can’t stay awake forever
     
                Dm
    And you can kiss the skin from my lips
                     F
    til it makes you feel good
        G
    I’m not sure if you want it,
                         Bb
    not sure if you need me too
     
                Dm
    And you can taste the beer on every guy
                 F
    who talks to you
            G
    But you can’t stay awake forever
           F                        Bb
    No you can’t stay awake forever