Taunt Uke tab by Lovejoy

strum twice = **
strum 3 times = ***

[Intro]
Cmaj7 Gmaj7 Bm7 Gmaj7


[Verse 1]
                          Cmaj7
She's always asking 'Am I alright?'
                        Gmaj7
As if auspicious or in my pint
                       Bm7
I find the answer or a good night
                             Gmaj7
Thank god the time is short
                           Cmaj7
And yes you always do that one thing
                        Gmaj7
When you wrinkle up the nose bridge
                              Bm7
I'm trying to figure out what that meant
                     Gmaj7
I took it as a taunt


[Chorus]
                             Cmaj7
Remember way back then in school
       Em
Oh did anybody ever say no to you
        D                                Cmaj7***
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh
                         Cmaj7
I don't think I have a clue
              Em
Cause oh did anybody ever say no to you
        D                               Cmaj7***
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh


[Verse 2]
                                  Cmaj7
You're always trying to leave the table
                        Gmaj7
Phone calls, toilet breaks, unstable
                           Bm7
And don't you think we can all tell
               Gmaj7**
You're insecure, you're insecure
                           Cmaj7
I guess I always do that one thing
                         Gmaj7
When I get too drunk and jump in
                              Bm7
To figure out what makes your brain tick
              Gmaj7**
I'm a listener, I'm a listener


[Chorus]
                             Cmaj7
Remember way back then in school
       Em
Oh did anybody ever say no to you
        D                                Cmaj7***
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh
                       Cmaj7
I don't think I have a clue
             Em  
Cause oh did anybody ever say no to you
        D                               Cmaj7***
Oh did anybody ever say no to you, woah-oh
       Cmaj7 Gmaj7
Woo!
                Bm7 Gmaj7   Cmaj7 Gmaj7
I don't think so
                       Bm7 Gmaj7
Cause I don't think so


[Outro]
                          Cmaj7
Forget the number for the cab call
                          Gmaj7
As you're dashing out the front door
                              Bm7
You claim to try to dodge the catcalls
                           Gmaj7
Thank god the time is short
                           Cmaj7
And yes you always do that one thing
                                    Gmaj7
'Cause when you throw and drench me under, your drink
               Bm7
I'm trying to figure out what that means
N.C.
I took it as a taunt