Artificial Heart Uke tab by Jonathan Coulton (Baritone Chords)

(C)  (F/C)     (C)     F/C)        (C)      (G)     (C)
They gave me a test to make me the best that I could be
(C)  (F/C)     (C)       (F/C)     (C)       (G)        (C)
They knew all along that there was something wrong with me
F/C E           Am       D      G   Fdim
We picked out a spot and made a hole
F/C                          C
Wire and glass and stainless steel
F                          E
Now I can imagine how I'd feel

F/C
Got a new heart
F/C
Got a new heart
Dm
Got a new heart
Dm                   Am    G
Got a new artificial heart
F/C
It's not a real heart
F/C
It's not a real heart
Dm
It's not a real heart
Dm                      Am  G  D7/F# G
It is a real artificial heart

(C)     (F/C)        (C)     (F/C)      (C)     (G)      (C)
There's blood on the bed but here in my head I'm feeling fine
(C)  (F/C)   (C)        (F/C)   (C)     (G)     (C)
It's easy to sleep when I'm not buzzing all the time
F/C E        Am    D   G      Fdim   
So funny the way I was before
F/C                   C
I was blind but now I see
F/C                         E
Once I was him but now he's me

F/C
Got a new heart
F/C
Got a new heart
Dm
Got a new heart
Dm                   Am    
Got a new artificial heart

F/C
It's not a real heart
F/C
It's not a real heart
Dm
It's not a real heart
Dm                      Am   
It is a real artificial heart
Bridge
|G  |D7/F# |F E|F  |Ab  |C |

C      F/C   C       F/C       C         G          C
You're happy again I nod and pretend to think it through
  F/C           C        F/C    C       G        C
I don't need to think at all if I don't care for you
F/C  E       Am    D      G  Fdim
It's not an emergency for me
F/C                             C
I look at the walls and they go clear
F/C                      E
I cover my eyes and disappear
F/C
Got a new heart
F/C
Got a new heart
Dm
Got a new heart
Dm                   Am    G
Got a new artificial heart
F/C
It's not a real heart
F/C
It's not a real heart
Dm
It's not a real heart
Dm                      Am   
It is a real artificial heart