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19 Chords used in the song: Am, F, C, Cmaj7, G, Fdim, Am7, D7, E7, Fm, Em, F/E, Dm, Ab, Eb, C#dim, Db, Dbm, Csus4
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Verse 1
Heya Tom, it's Bob.. from the office down the hall
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
I really wish you'd let us in
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die.. screaming
Chorus
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Verse 2
I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
And then you'll have to make the call
I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly
Chorus 2
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
Bridge
I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
I guess I am
Solo - Same chords as chorus except end on
Verse 3
I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
I know we'll get to common ground somehow
Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
I guess we'll table this for now
I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
And we'll put this thing to bed
When I bash your head.. open
Chorus 3
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes
All we want to do is eat your brains
We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
If you open up the doors
We'll all come inside and eat your brains
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Kinda crappy that you couldn't atleast give credit where credit was due for the user Freshie, who was the one who even transcribed this in the first place. Thanks for putting the lyrics together, but still, shame on you.
12 Mar 2020
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About this song: Re: Your Brains
This track by Jonathan Coulton is about a zombie co-worker promising to eat his friend’s brains. It is licenced (like all his tracks) under the creative commons licence which means you may add it to a movie, upload to youtube, distribute to friends, etc so long as his name is credited and that no profit is made.There was a large controversy between JoCo fans over whether a colon appears in the title of the song or not. This was caused by the absence of a colon both in the JoCo store and on the Thing a Week 2 CD case. Read more on Last.fm.
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