Shiny Uke tab by Jermaine Clement (as Tamatoa)

Em                              Em
Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam 
        Em                   Em
I was a drab little crab once 
      Em                        Eb 
Now I know I can be happy as a clam 
            Eb 
Because I'm beautiful, baby 
         Em                        Em
Did your granny say 'listen to your heart 
           Em                Em 
Be who you are on the inside' 
             Em                          Eb D 
I need three words to tear her argument apart 
Em             
Your granny lied! I'd rather be


G 
Shiny 
       Cm                            G 
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck 
          Cm 
Scrub the deck and make it look... 
G 
Shiny 
       Cm                             Am 
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck 
         D 
Just a sec! Don't you know 
         Em          Cm 
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb 
                        Em        Cm           Em
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!) 
                        Cm 
Oh, and here they come, come, come 
                             Am 
To the brightest thing that glitters
            D 
Mmm, fish dinners 
            Eb 
I just love free food 
                  Eb
And you look like seafood 


              Em
 Well, well, well 
       Em                             Em
Little Maui's having trouble with his hook 
           Em                   Em
You little semi-demi-mini-god 
              Em                          Em 
Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook (get it?)
          Em                         Em
You don't swing it like you used to, man 
      Em                             Em
Yet I have to give you credit for my start 
            Em                  Em
And your tattoos on the outside 
              Em                          Eb D 
For just like you I made myself a work of art 
Em            
I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too
G 
Shiny 
         Cm                            G 
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough 
          Cm 
Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
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G 
Shiny 
          Cm                             Am 
Send your armies but they'll never be enough 
               D 
My shell's too tough 
         Em                   Cm 
Maui man, you could try, try, try 
                       Em 
But you can't expect a demi-god 
          Cm                  Em 
To beat a decapod (look it up) 
                   Cm 
You will die, die, die 
                        Am 
Now it's time for me to take apart 
     D 
Your aching heart 


[BRIDGE] 
Eb           Eb        Eb
Far from the ones who abandoned you 
Eb          Eb            Eb
Chasing the love of these humans 
    Eb            Eb
Who made you feel wanted 
    Cm          Dm
You tried to be tough 
         Eb                F
But your armour's just not hard enough 
Bb 
Maui 
Bb 
Now it's time to kick your... 
Bb7 
Hiney Ever seen someone so... 
G 
Shiny 


[Verse]
        Cm                                  G 
Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see 
         Cm 
C'est la vie mon ami, I'm so... 
G 
Shiny 
         Am 
Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea 
D 
Just for me 
Eb 
You'll never be quite as
Eb 
Shiny 
Eb 
You wish you were nice and 
Eb    G
Shiny