Cannabis College Uke tab by Jason Mraz

Cm9                           Emadd9
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
                   Cm9                              Emadd9
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
                     Cm9
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
    D#maj7                       A#
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

PRE-CHORUS
                    D7        A
So if you grow your knowledge tree
D7
Hydroponically 
                                                       Gm7
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College

CHORUS
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa

VERSE2
                   Cm7
Instead of writing boring papers 
                                              Gm7
you'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
                        Cm7                             Gm7
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
                          Cm7                             D#maj7  
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
                       A#
You passed your first exam

PRE-CHORUS
                    D7        A
So if you take your notes and tokes
   D7
Of signals made of smoke
                                        Gm7
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College
    D7              A               D7                  A
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
    D7                                                    Gm7
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?

CHORUS
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa

INTERLUDE/SCAT
Cm7  Gm7  Cm7  D7

VERSE3
                        Cm7                                    Gm7
Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he's been here who knows how long
                   Cm7                                         Gm7
His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon
                         Cm7
Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era 
                                       D#maj7
of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze
                                     A#
And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone

PRE-CHORUS
      D7    A    D7
With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria
  D7           A   D7
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
D7          A                D7
Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20
D7                A         D7
  Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
                     Gm7
I made it through college

CHORUS
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    D7
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Gm7
La la laa laa la la la laa