Lounger Uke tab by Dogs Die In Hot Cars

Intro: E A

Verse1: 

E
I know nothing
Don't know much
A
I think my education's
Gone out to lunch

E
I can't remember
I can't think
A
What is the difference
Between iron and zinc

E
I can listen
I can speak
A
But my conversational skills
Are gobblesegeek

E
I know Harold
In 1066
A
Got shot in the eye
With a long pointy stick

Pre Chorus1: 

C#m             D
Revolutions and World War II
      B
Is it true what they say
                C#m
That Charles de Gaulle was a hero
    B
And Churchill's a Nero
  D
I threw that away

Chorus: 

E
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
A
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules
E
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
A
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off
Now
C#m                        B                           D
I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-out
             E         A
Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood

Verse2:

I know all
I need to know
Why talk Swahili
If it's where i won't go

Latin is clever
And sexy is French
Sprechen Sie Deutsches
Would hardly make sense

Pre Chorus2:

Inquisitions and missionaries
Seem fairly bizarre
Do I follow commandments from Moses
Or battles of roses
I am A Ca-zar

Chorus

Pre Chorus1:

Chorus2:
  (acapella)
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

E
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
A
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

E
I get up when I like
Wear anything I like
A
Don't keep up with the cool
I make up my own rules

E
Don't have to eat my greens
Or keep my bedroom extra tidy
A
'Cause nobody is around to tell me off

E
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
A
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
E
La-la, la-la-la
La-la, la-la-la
A
La-la, la-la-la
                 E
La-la, la-la-la-lounge