Nerdy Love Song Uke tab by DeAnne Smith

G       C              Am    F  
I wanna be your abacus baby
        G        C  Am  F G
you can count on me 
      C                Am            F         
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you,
      G                  C             Am     F  G
but I will say less than 3, I less than 3 you 


     C                 Am            F
Your molecules must be moving really quickly
       G            C    Am  F  G
'cause girl, you're hot.
        C            Am             F
Are you igneous, metamorphic or sedimentary?
      G                C    Am F G
All I know is baby you rock.


   C                Am            F
if god existed, I'd thank him for you
        G              C               Am      G
but I'm rational and I read (a lot of) Sam Harris 
       C                  Am          F
you're beautiful like the font of Garamond
      G             C
but I wanna see you sans serif. 
Am         G
(take your pants off)


        C              Am   F
I wanna be your abacus baby
        G        C  Am F G
you can count on me 
    C                      Am
I observe your quarks oscillating,
        F             G        C      Am F G
and I'm formulating a g-string theory 


       C             Am      F     G            C
I'm an archaeologist and I'm gonna compute your age, 
          Am     F         G
yeah, I'm wanna absolutely date you
    C                   Am
you make me feel like a male giraffe
  F                G              C            Am     
I wanna nudge your rump, make you urinate, and mate you 
        F            G
(that's what they do)


    C           Am
the value of my love for you
   F        G         C
cannot be expressed exactly
     Am          F        G     
it's more irrational than pi
     C                     Am      F              G C Am F G
hey "Fuck" is a legitimate word in Scrabble, just FYI 


        C              Am   F
I wanna be your abacus baby
        G        C  Am F G
you can count on me 
        C                Am           F
you can suck me into the supermassive black hole
       G              C           F            G
at the center of your galaxy (I'm talking vagina)


      C                     Am 
I may not be the biggest or strongest 
       F            G       C      Am F G
but my knowledge of grammar shines
       C                    Am          F           G
I know how to use the words further and farther correctly
       C       Am   F G
every freaking time


C                          Am       
farther indicates physical distance
    F         G        C      Am F G
and further a depth or degree
             C               Am               F
example: the moon is getting farther from the earth 
        G           C        Am F G
about 4 centimeters annually (true fact)


             C                 Am              F
example: you just keep getting further into my heart
          G                 C               Am
wait: you just keep getting farther into my heart
              F                 G               C
no, wait: you just keep getting further into my heart
             Am                F               G
hang on: you just keep getting farther into my heart


        C              Am   F
I wanna be your abacus baby
        G        C  Am F G
you can count on me
       C               Am
if the situation is ambiguous
F           G              C          Am        
further and farther can be used interchangeably 
          F                 G
(that's a rule! I knew that all along)


        C              Am   F
I wanna be your abacus baby
        G        C  Am F G
you can count on me 
      C                Am            F
and I won't say that I love you or I heart you
      G                     C
but I will say, I less than 3 you 
 Am          F   G    C  
(please take off your pants)