Mean Gays Uke tab by Courtney Act

[Verse 1]
   Cm                    G
He looks like Tarzan and talks like Jane 
   C
He so damn sexy, I no complain 
     F    A#
He's all juiced up 
 
He is a "top" 
      Fm               C
He'll do your hair and then your make up 
G                          C
They'll take you down with just one look 

They hunt in packs 

They don't read books 
 A#m       A#
Injectable tan and no tattoos 
    Cm
Too young for botox 
                 C
Got nothing to lose 
Cm    Fm
Wo wo wo wow 

[Chorus]
Cm
They're the mean gays 
                      C
They live in West Hollywood 
Cm          D#
They're the mean, mean gays 
         A#
Well you would if you could
            F
They're the mean gays 

And don't be misunderstood 

They might look nice but do think 
        Fm
Twice before you take one on

C  F  C# A#  C

[Verse 2]
C
They wear designer sneakers but yours they'll take 
                Cm        G
They like party drugs and protein shakes 
     C#    Fm        G       A#
They don't care what you're about 
     C        G#     Cm            G#
They chew you up and spit you out 
   Fm
Wo wo wo wow 

[Chorus]
Cm
They're the mean gays 
                      C
They live in West Hollywood 
            F
They're the mean, mean gays 
         A#
Well you would if you could
            F
They're the mean gays 

And don't be misunderstood 

They might look nice but do think 
        Fm
Twice before you take one on

Cm
They're the mean gays 

They live in West Hollywood 
A            D#
They're the mean, mean gays 
         A#
Well you would if you could
            F
They're the mean gays 

And don't be misunderstood 

They might look nice but do think 
                               C
Twice before you take one on

[Bridge]
C
They're envy of the girls 

And the envy of the boys 

If you bump into one 
F                    C
They won't be acting coy 
           Cm         Fm                 Cm
They'll be sipping caipirinhas made from artificial sweeteners 
               F                  C
          F
A circuit week Barcelona over to Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza; Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiza, Ibiz... 

[Chorus]
C#
They're the mean gays 

They live in West Hollywood 
            B
They're the mean, mean gays 
            F#m  F#
They're the mean gays 

And don't be misunderstood 

They might look nice but do think 

Twice before you take one on 
            C#
They're the mean gays 
               C#m      F#
They live in West Hollywood 
            Bm          B
They're the mean, mean gays 

Well you would if you could
            F#m  F#
They're the mean gays 

And don't be misunderstood 

They might look nice but do think 

Twice before you take one on 
C#   C
Woo yeahh
[Chorus 2]
Dm
She's a mean gay 
          D
I live in West Hollywood 
        C
She's a mean, mean gay 

Well you would if you could 
        G
She's a mean gay 

Don't think I'm misunderstood 

I might look nice but do think 

Twice before you take me on 
        Dm
She's a mean gay 

I live in West Hollywood 
         Cm
She's a mean, mean gay 

Well you would if you could 
        G
She's a mean gay 

And don't be misunderstood

I might look nice but do think 

Twice before you take me on