What Makes You A Man Uke tab by Colleen Ballinger

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Men these days have it so damn hard
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They can't be authentically who they are
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Because their manhood is being threatened 
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and it’s gone too    far

Let me tell you a story...

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It was a beautiful sunny day so I 
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decided to buy a cupcake
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But suddenly the day went from great to bad
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when the man in front of me got very mad
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See, they only had pink cupcakes, 
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and the man in front of me said hey, 
“I can’t have a pink one, I’m a boy!”

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His manhood was being threatened! 
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How disrespectful and it is 
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totally rational and logical 
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to let a color decide if you’re a man.
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Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. 
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far,
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Oh, no. The color on your cupcake is 
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definitely what makes you a man.

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I heard an interview recently 
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where the host said he hates rainbow emojis
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Cause that emoji’s only for girls and gays, 
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and he is a man and he’s totally straight
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Cause a dumb little cartoon that you use in texts 
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is definitely what determines your sex… right?

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His manhood was being threatened! 
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How disrespectful and it is 
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totally rational and logical 
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to let an emoji decide if you’re a man.
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Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. 
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far,. 
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Oh, no. What emoji you use is 
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definitely what makes you a man.

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These poor men!
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I feel so bad for them.
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Can you even imagine being so fragile and immature 
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that a rainbow emoji or color would make you feel insecure? 
Sounds horrible…

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I dated this guy a long time ago, 
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he was a bit of a male chauvinist though
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I let it slide cause well, boys will be boys! 
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Who cares if my opinions always made him annoyed?
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But one night I made dinner and he raised hell 
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cause I sat at the head of the table…
True story.

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His manhood was being threatened! 
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How disrespectful and it is 
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totally rational and logical 
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to let a seat decide if you’re a man.
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Not how you treat a woman, or how mature you are. 
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Not by your character or how you’ve lived your life so far,. 
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Oh, no. What seat you sit in, what emoji you use,
what color your cupcake is, 
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is definitely what makes you a man.
Men have it so hard....