Words Words Words Uke tab by Bo Burnham (Baritone Chords)

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I'm a feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady
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But nice 'cause I texted Haiti
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90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80.
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Like Hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
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Divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
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I'm a gay sea otter.
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I blow other dudes out of the water.
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I'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
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Cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
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Puffin
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whacky tobaccy
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Hating other rappers like I'm Helga Pataki
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And I've been rocking this mic before electricity
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Way back in 1000 BCE
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that's before the common era era era era
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era era oh!
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I can't be stopped
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flow so sick that it should be mopped up
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Chick's got a Dixie cup
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I gotta dick full of helium, I'll fuck you up.
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A boy, a girl, a middle-aged bitch
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botox in the third person.
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I give the perspective a switch and
n.c
Bo talks in the third person.

Just relax

if you wanna know me, here's two facts

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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
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Hungry hungry hypocrite.
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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.

G A

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Met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
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But she was dyslexic, so I ended up doing the YMCA
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We balling, Asian
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Wii bowling, prostate cancer semi-colon,
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Find that hole like I'm Stephen Hawking,
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Atticus Finch, killing, mocking.
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Cry like a child would
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you raped my childhood
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Just stroll in, roll in your pole into
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Rolie Polie Olie's colon.
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To relax my mind
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I take a walk by the clock and I pass the time and
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Rhyming, mathematical timing
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syntax impacts the intact hymen.
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I'm an internet provider
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came from the web like a horny spider,
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Fucked a girl in an apple orchard,
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then came in cider
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I thought AIDS was a butt virus
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like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
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I spit gold bars
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'cause I was molested by my uncle Midas
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Gay dads blow pops, another sucker,

Oedipus was the first motherfucker.

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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
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Hungry hungry hypocrite.
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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.

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We the people of the USA
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Jose, we're not talking to you, esé.
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We got a border in order to keep you out,
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It's what my NYU essay's about
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'Cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,
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Molested by my uncle Sam, is that incest?
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"I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
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Does my nephew's scent still linger?
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South of queers, north of hell,
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The queer ones suck and the brown ones smell
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We guard the border and we guard it well
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But some slip through the cracks
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of the liberty bell
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Did I say liberty?
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I meant taco, paco,
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hey you better let that rock go
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'Cause in real life Goliath wins
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And then sells all the silk that the widow spins.

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One more time
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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.
G         A
Hungry hungry hypocrite.
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I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.

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Yeah! Break it down, now!

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Bitches and hoes, Bo's hoes, oh,

bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because
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the hoes know Bo's a feminist
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Bitches and hoes don't exist because
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the hoes know Bo's a feminist
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So take off your bras and burn 'em
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or you can let me burn 'em
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Take off your bras and burn 'em
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or you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em
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Take off your bras and burn 'em
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you can let me burn 'em
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Take off your bras and burn 'em burn 'em
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you can let Bo Burnham burn 'em.

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