Men And Women Uke tab by Bo Burnham (Baritone Chords)

prelude
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Intro:
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men and women

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men are like vows,      cause they are easily broken

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women are like cows,      cause they both have vaginas

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men are like muzzles ya,   cause they will try to shut you up

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women are like puzzles cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote 

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puzzles still dont

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a man is an eagle a women is a dove

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women can fake orgasims but men can fake love

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women are like fingers and toes,    cause there easy to count on

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men are like ravens and crows,   cause they hate using condoms

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women are like yatzees,       cause i rarely get them

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and men are like nazis,        cause they both caused the holocaust

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male stippers always look like there applying lotion

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and female strippers when there dancing on the pole just look like confused firemen

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men and women.

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