5 Chords used in the song: D, F#m/C#, Bm, G, A
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[Intro]D
F#m/C#
Bm
G x2
D
Can I say my shit?
F#m/C#
New York, Can I say my shit?
Bm
I've got lots of shit to say
G
I've got lots of shit to say (Ooh)
(Spoken)D
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble
F#m/C#
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can
Bm
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouthBm
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the canG
So they all go spilling onto my face
D
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too smallD
I'll say it again
F#m/C#
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too smallBm
If you feel me, put your hands up Come on!Bm
If you feel me, put your hands upG
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cansD
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle canF#m/C#
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can
(Spoken)F#m/C#
Pringles!
Bm
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you getBm
Are about the width of your cans
G
Just make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorryD
I want to have a daughterD
Want to have a daughter
(Spoken)F#m/C#
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can
Bm
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright?G
But that is priority número unoD
I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my bodyF#m/C#
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym
Bm
Irony can be so painful
G
That's a Catch-22 (Ooh!) Let's do this!D
I went to ChipotleD
When at ChipotleF#m/C#
Got myself a chicken burrito
(Spoken)Bm
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line
G
The guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled outG
He still wrapped itG
I was like, dude you should have warned me!D
You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through!
F#m/C#
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here"F#m/C#
Do you think I want a messy burrito?F#m/C#
No one wants a messy burrito
Bm
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are containedBm
Within the confines of the tortillaG
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look
D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
D
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fitF#m/C#
I wouldn't have got - Half of it
Bm
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes
G
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork
A
D
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
D
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, likeBm
Half of it, likeBm
Half of it, likeBm
Half of it, likeBm
G
Half of it right now
G
I think it's time I
G
Think it's time, I think that we break it down
[Short Interlude]D
F#m/C#
Bm
G
(Spoken)D
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are
F#m/C#
Pringle cans, and burritos
Bm
The truth is, my biggest problem's youBm
I want to please youBm
But I want to stay true to myselfG
I want to give you the night out that you deserveG
But I want to say what I thinkG
And not care what you think about itD
Part of me loves youD
Part of me hates youF#m/C#
Part of me needs youF#m/C#
Part of me fears youBm
And I don't think that I can handle this right nowBm
G
Handle this right nowG
I don't think that I can handle this right nowD
I don't think that I can handle this right nowD
I don't think that I can handle this right nowF#m/C#
I don't think that I can handle this right nowF#m/C#
Look at them, they're just staring at me
Bm
G
Like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health
G
And laugh as he attempts
A
D
To give you what he cannot give himselfD
I don't think that I can handle this right nowD
I don't think that I can handle this right nowF#m/C#
They don't even know the half of this right nowF#m/C#
They don't even know the half of itBm
But I know I'm not a doctor
G
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show
A
So I should probably just shut up and do my jobD
So here I goD
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
F#m/C#
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fitF#m/C#
I wouldn't have got halfBm
You can tell them anything ifBm
G
You just make it funny, make it rhyme
G
And if they still don't understand you
G
D
Then you run it one more timeD
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!)
F#m/C#
Handle this right (Hoo!)F#m/C#
Handle this right
Bm
You don't even know the half of this right nowBm
Right now (Haa!)G
Handle this right nowG
Handle this rightG
D
Handle this right now
N.C
Thank you, good night!
N.C
I hope you're happy
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