Vagina Song Uke tab by Bloodhound Gang

Em      A        Em 
Some of them are hairy 
Em      G        B 
Some of them are bald 
Em       G       Am 
Some are kind of scary 
    C        Am           B 
And this is what they're called: 

Em 
Vagina 
Em 
Vagina 
     C 
They call 
     B 
That thing 
  Em 
Vagina 

G       D       G 
Some belong to virgins 
        G      D         Em 
They're really tight and strong 
    G      D        G         C 
But big or small, I love them all 
       Am            B 
That's why I sing my song. 

Em 
Vagina 
Em 
Vagina 
     C 
They call 
     B 
That thing 
  Em 
Vagina. 

Em      A        Em 
Some of them are smelly 
     Em        G        B 
Like clams and fish and such 
Em         G      Am 
Some smell like a summer's eve 
     C            Am          B 
'cos they've been douched too much 

Em 
Vagina 
Em 
Vagina 
     C 
They call 
     B 
that thing 
  Em 
Vagina