The Bad Touch Uke tab by Bloodhound Gang

Am                    C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           G                              F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
            Am                           C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        G                                F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
            Am                                  C
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
           G                                  F   
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
                     Am                                    C
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
           G                            F
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am                    C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G                            F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)


Am                         C
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         G                            F
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
     Am                                      C
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
               G                                                F
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
            Am                                   C
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
               G                            F
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
           Am                                        C
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
              G                           G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

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