The Bad Touch Uke tab by Bloodhound Gang

4 Chords used in the song: Am, C, G, F

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Year:  2000
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Key: C, AmChords
Am Am                    C C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
G G F F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
Am Am C C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
G G F F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Am Am C C
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
G G F F
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Am Am C C
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
G G F F
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
Am Am C C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G G F F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am Am C C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G G F F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

Am Am C C G G F F

Am Am C C
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
G G F F
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Am Am C C
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
G G F F
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Am Am C C
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
G G F F
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
Am Am C C
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
G G G G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
Am Am C C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G G F F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am Am C C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G G F F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

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