Wish You Were Gay Uke tab by Billie Eilish

Strumming pattern: d-x-d-x

I honestly don't know where I learned this version of the song, but here you go, some alternate chords I enjoy when I play this. You can technically follow the strum pattern from top to bottom, but there are some vocal-only spots worth noting. Also, please note I use the bridge lyrics from the acoustic version, not the studio version as I prefer that wording.

x = mute (I like an audible tap as I do this)
Chords (in order of appearance): Gm, C, F, Dm

[Verse 1]

       Gm      x       C
"Baby, I don't feel so good,"

    x         F     x     Dm     x
Six words you never under-stood.

            Gm      x
"I'll never let you go,"

     C         x     F    x    Dm    x
Five words you never say.

          Gm        x         C
I laugh a-lone like nothing's wrong,

     x        F       x       Dm    x
Four days has never felt so long.

             Gm        x        C
If three's a crowd and two is us,

    x         F     x    Dm     x
One slipped a-way.

[Chorus]

Gm     x      C        x      F    x    Dm
I just wanna' make you feel o-kay,

    Gm      x     C        x     F    x    Dm
But all you do is look the other way,

Gm      x        C        x               F          x     Dm     x
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna' stay, (oh or hmm)

Gm     x      C        x       F    x    Dm
I just kinda' wish you were gay.

[Verse 2]

           Gm        x      C       x
Is there a reason we're not through?

           F          x         Dm     x
Is there a twelve-step just for you?

           Gm       x      C   
Our conver-sation's all in blue

  x     F    x    Dm    x
Eleven "hey"'s

            Gm        x   C   
Ten fingers tearing at my hair

     x         F     x       Dm    x
Nine times you never made it there.

      Gm         x     
I ate alone at se-ven

         C       x         F   x    Dm    x
You were six min-utes away.

[Chorus]

(vocals only)                        F   x   Dm   x
How am I supposed to make you feel o-kay,

     Gm      x     C        x     F  x   Dm   x
When all you do is walk the other way-ay?

Gm      x        C          x             F          x     Dm     x
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna' stay (oh or hmm)

Gm     x      C        x       F    x    Dm    x
I just kinda' wish you were gay.

[Bridge]

            Gm   x   C 
To spare my pride,

             x       F           x      Dm   
To give your lack of interest an explan-ation,

      x             Gm   x    C
Don't say I'm not your type,

              x             F                x      Dm  
Just say that I am not your preferred gender orien-tation.

x               C
I'm so selfish,

        x       F         x       Dm
But you make me feel hope-less, yeah,

    x       Gm      x       C     x
And I can't stand a-nother day,

F       x      Dm   x
Stand a-nother day.

(vocals only)
I just wanna make you feel okay,

But all you do is look the other way-ay (pause, then deep breath)

Gm      x        C          x             F          x     Dm     x
I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna' stay (oh or hmm)

Gm     x      C        x       F    x    Dm    x
I just kinda' wish you were gay.

Gm     x      C        x       F    x    Dm    x
I just kinda' wish you were gay.

Gm            C                F
I just kinda' wish you were gay.