Roadie Tab par Tenacious D

Em D E

Em
Well it's 3pm, time to lock the gate
Gotta get it on the stage
              D                                 E
My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day

       Em
When I check the mic, I fuckin' check the mic
I fuckin' checka-checka one, two, three
        D                                   E
I plug it in, I make it sound as good as can be

        Em
Cause the rockers rock, but the roadies roll
Gotta take mic because I take control
        D                             E
Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage

           Em
Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows
And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes
          D                            E
And he hides off in the shadows off the stage

           C
Because the roadie
A7                             E
Looks a thousand miles with his eyes
             C
And when the crowd roars
A7                               E
Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes
Tears of pride

            C
Because he brought you the show
    A7
But you will never know
     C
He's changing the strings
       A7
While hiding in the wings
    C           A7                     E
No matter how hard, the show must go on

Em
Then a beautiful girl come to me
She say, "Hey can I sucka your dick?"
        D             E
I say, "Yays, I am in love"
          Em
Then she quickly say, "I sucked your dick
Now give me that backstage pass
         D                           Em
I do not want you roadie, I want KG's chode"

C                                     A7
I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams
C                                       A7
Without me there'd be no sound from those amps
C                                     A7
Without me there'd be no lights on the stage
                        E
But you don't applaud for me

             C               
No, I am the roadie!
A7                                E
Lonesome warrior searching for the soul
             C        A7
No, I am the roadie!
               E
I make the rock go!

C   A7  C   A7  C  A7  E
Roadie, roadie, roadie! 

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