Fuck Her Gently Tab par Tenacious D

D               Gbm
This is a song, for the ladies
Em            A
But fellas, listen closely

D                Gbm
You don't always have to fuck her hard,  
   Em                        A 
In Fact sometimes that's not right ... to do.
D                   Gbm
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em                          A
And fuckin give her some smooches too

Bm                   G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                       G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                        A
Sometimes you got to say hey:

          D          Gbm
I'm gonna fuck you , softly
Em                  A
I'm gonna screw you gently
          D          Gbm
I'm gonna hump you , sweetly
          Em         A
I'm gonna ball you , discretely

Bm                  G
And then you say, hey I brought you flowers
D                   A
And then you say, wait a minute sally!
B               G                               Em
I think I got something in my teeth could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' Teamwork!

D                      Gbm
What's your favorite posish?
Em                              A                           D
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
                       Gbm
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                             A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
    D                             A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discretely
    Bm                           G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
    D
But then
           Em        A         C    G    D
I'm gonna fuuuuck , yoooouu , haaaaaaaaaard!
Bb7          C             D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!