You Told The Drunks I Knew Karate Uke tab by Zoey Van Goey

5 Chords used in the song: G, C, Em, D, Dsus4

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3.5
(Intermediate)
Key: GChords
G G                    C C
I am drunk and on a ladder
Em Em D D
Not the smartest way to start my night
Em Em D D
You said I'd conquer my vertigo
C C D D G G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G G C C
And when we got up to the roof
G G D D
You opened a little flask of gin
Em Em D D
Like idiots we both fell asleep there
C C D D G G
Until the sun came up again

C C D D
I do the dumbest things for you
C C Em Em D D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C C Em Em
I almost broke my collar bone
Dsus4 Dsus4 D D G G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G G C C
We both went out to the party
G G D D
Down a long, great western road
Em Em D D
You told the drunks I knew karate
C C D D G G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G G C C
They chased us through the city center
G G D D
They chased us out to the east end
Em Em D D
We had to hide behind the supermarket
C C D D G G
Until the sun came up again

C C D D
I do the dumbest things for you
C C Em Em D D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C C Em Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 Dsus4 D D G G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G G C C
And we just missed the last bus home
Em Em
So we walked it fueled by adrenaline
Em Em D D
And when I said I could do it all again
C C D D G G
That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie

G G C C
Your plans to make it big and conquer
G G D D
Would put Napoleon to shame
Em Em C C
I'm in a coma on the sofa
C C D D G G
Until the sun goes down again

C C D D
I do the dumbest things for you
C C Em Em D D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C C Em Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 Dsus4 D D G G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

G G C C G G D D

Em Em C C C C D D G G


C C D D
I do the dumbest things for you
C C Em Em D D
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
C C Em Em
I would be safer on my own
Dsus4 Dsus4 D D G G
I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.

Uke tab by , 25 Jun 2024

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