The Funeral Uke tab by Yungblud

[Intro]
D, D, D, D

[Verse 1]
           D
I can't leave my bed, but I can't sleep
I got no clean clothes and I can't eat
        G
And I smoke too much 'til I can't breathe
I'm emotional, I'll always be
        D
And I hate myself, but that's alright
And I love myself, but that's alright
         G
And I tell myself that it's alright
That I dream about the day I die

[Pre-Chorus]
A                        G
To my surprise, there's no one to blame
   A                   G
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

[Chorus]
D                          A
I've been dancing at my funeral
Em                   G
Waiting for you to arrive
D                              A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
Em              G
Dancing with tears in your eyes
A                        G
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

[Post-Chorus]
D
Hey!

[Verse 2]
    D
My hair fell out 'cause I dyed it cheap
I want a real fake smile, but I hate my teeth
           G
I wanna tell you that I love you, but I just can't speak
I got a fucked-up soul and an STD
             D
But do you hate yourself? Well, that's alright
Do you love yourself? Well, that's alright
        G
Do you tell yourself that it's alright
That you dream about the day you die?

[Pre-Chorus]
A                        G
To my surprise, there's no one to blame
   A                   G
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

[Chorus]
D                          A
I've been dancing at my funeral
Em                   G
Waiting for you to arrive
D                              A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
Em              G
Dancing with tears in your eyes
A                        G
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame

[Post-Chorus]
D        A         Em         G    
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, 
D        A         Em         G    
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

[Bridge]
           D
I wanna prove my love before I leave
I wanna make you come and scrape my knees
              G
Want you to bite my tongue until I bleed
And you can put these fuckin' words in my obituary
         D
We all hate ourselves, well, that's alright
We all love ourselves, well, that's alright
         G
We all tell ourselves that it's alright
That we dream about the day we die

[Chorus]
D                          A
I've been dancing at my funeral
Em                   G
Waiting for you to arrive
D                              A
I was hoping you'd look beautiful
Em              G
Dancing with tears in your eyes
A                        G
But nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame
A                     G                           D
Nobody came, what a shame, shame, shame, shame, shame