Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

# Verse 1
A
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
C#m
When I was a kid on VoIP
F#m
I thought when I'd get older,
D
I'd marry her
Dm
I told her


# Verse 2
A
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m                         D
If I could change a single thing
                Dm          
I'd make it me and not him


# Chorus
D
but he's in your bed
Dm                         A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D
I've got the key
Dm                       A
But he's just the doormat
D                          Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A                    C#m
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
A                           C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D-Dm           Bm
Oh-oh, 'cause your new boyfriend's
Bm
an arsehole
A
(Woo!)


# Verse 3
A
Oh, yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
(of course I've met Jared)
C#m
The one who took you away from me
F#m
You hit it off instantly
D
I know, 'cause you won't stop
Dm
telling me
A
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m
Push against his fashion sense
F#m
I've thought about what he looks like nude
N.C.  D              Dm
(I'm not gay, though)


# bridge
A                       C#m
'Cause she's living the dream
F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D*               Dm
From back when we were seventeen
A                     C#m
But she's living the dream
F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D                 Dm
From back when we were seventeen


A
How on Earth could I be saved?
C#m
When I'm one click away from insane
F#m
I just think that I deserve
D                Dm
a little bit of what I earned
A*
I'm not gonna make another scene
C#m
The one I made when I was 23
F#m                                  D Dm F#m
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World


# Chorus
D
But he's in your bed
Dm                         A   
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D
I've got the key
Dm                      A
But he's just the doormat
D                          Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A                    C#m
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D                 Dm
Anyway, make the most of him
A                           C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D-Dm           Bm
Oh-oh, 'cause your new boyfriend's
Bm
an arsehole


#  I dont know the chords to the rest of the song, sorry!