Your New Boyfriend Uke tab by Wilbur Soot

Verse 1
G
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
Bm
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em
I thought when I'd get older,
C
I'd marry her
Cm
I told her

Verse 2
G
But now I'm 26, work in an office
Bm
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
Em                       C
If I could change a single thing
Cm     G
I'd make it me and not him

Chorus
C
But he's in your bed
Cm G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got your key
Cm G
But he's just the doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G Bm
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C-Cm Am
Oh-oh, 'cause your new boyfriend's
Am
an arsehole
G
Woo!