Pirates Who Don't Do Anything Uke tab by Veggie Tales

(Vamp over words G C )
Narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mr Lundt, who together make up the infamous gang of scallywags: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything. 

          G    C
We are the pirates who don't do anything
   G D
We just stay home, and lie around
        G    C
And if you ask us, to do anything
           G      D              G   ( C / G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything

           G
Well I've never been to Greenland
           C
And I've never been to Denver
          G                           D
And I've never buried treasure in St Louis or St Paul
           G
And I've never been to Moscow
           C
And I've never been to Tampa
           G             D           G ( C / G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

          G    C
Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
   G D
We just stay home, and lie around
        G    C
And if you ask us, to do anything
            G     D             G ( C / G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything

           G
And I never hoist the mainstay
           C
And I never swab the poop deck
           G                             D
And I never veer to starboard, cause I never sail at all
           G
And I've never walked the gang plank
           C
And I've never owned a parrot
           G             D           G  ( C / G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall


          G    C
Cuz we're the pirates who don't do anything
   G D
We just stay home, and lie around
        G    C
And if you ask us, to do anything
            G     D             G ( C / G )
We'll just tell you: we don't do anything


           G
Well I've never plucked a rooster
          C
And I'm not too good at ping-pong
          G                               D
And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
           G
And I've never kissed a chipmunk,
           C
And I've never gotten head lice
           G           D        G ( C / G )
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

(Vamp between G and C )
Pa Grape: Huh? What are you talkin' about? What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Mr Lundt: Hey, that's right, we're supposed to sing about piratey things
Larry: Oh.
PG: And who's ever kissed a chipmunk? That's just nonsense. Why even bring it up? Am I right? What do you think?
ML: I think you look like Captain Crunch
PG: Huh? No I don't
ML: Do too
PG: Do not
ML: You're making me hungry
PG: That's it, you're walkin' the plank
ML: Says who?
PG: Says the captain, that's who
ML: Oh yeah? Aye aye, Captain Crunch! hehehe
PG: Arrrrrgh!

           G
And I've never licked a spark-plug
           C
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
           G                         D
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
           G
And I've never bathed in yogurt
        C
And I don't look good in leggings

PG: You just don't get it.

           G             D          G ( C / G )
And we've never been to Boston in the fall


 (Vamp G C )
PG: Pass the chips. Who's got the remote control?
L: Here it is. 
ML: Time for Geraldo. 
PG: It's definitely time for Wapner.
ML: Oh I don't like this show. 
L: Hey look, I found a quarter.

End with G D G