A Song About Birds (the Ibis Song) Uke tab by Various

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The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood,
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The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good,
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Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay
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But the Ibis just drinks bin juice all day

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A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
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A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
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Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs 
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And ibis's are bin juice drinking dregs

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A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck
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An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck
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Doves are birds that represent purity
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And ibis's wreck picnics and disrupt the community

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Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
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BUT IBIS'S FEEL NOTHING CUZ THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE
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A swan is a bird that's graceful and that
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And ibis's aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

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It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking gronk
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Yeah the ibis (ibis) their beaks are gross and long
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It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk
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It's the ibis (ibis) they're the worst bird

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The condor is an awesome bird of prey
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The hawk is a bird that's pretty cool ay
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An eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
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But ibis's are bin juice drinking cunts

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The albatross bird lives to 60 maybe older
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A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
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Parrots say cool shit like 'Polly want a cracker'
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But ibis's just fucken come up and harrass ya

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The lorikeet's a bird with a colorful jacket
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Ibis's can fuck off back to their home planet
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A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
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And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

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It's the ibis (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits
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Yeah the ibis (ibis) I hope they don't come near us
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It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking jerks
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It's the ibis (ibis) they're the shittest fucken birds

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The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
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A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community
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Annoying the general public, at every opportunity
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Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family

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If there are any ibis watching this, firstly - there's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
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Secondly, get a job and fucken do something with your life. Sort it out, you're on the road to nowhere
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Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit. I dunnno. 
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I'm not your dad, I can't tell you how to live your life, just... do something and stop wrecking everyone's picnics. Fuck. 

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It's the ibis (ibis) bin juice drinking cunt
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Yeah the ibis (ibis) that's ruining your lunch
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It's the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk
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It's the ibis (ibis) what a cunt of a bird
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... If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself....