A Song About Birds Uke tab by Van Vuuren Bros

C

The wood pecker bird likes pecking wood 
G

The blue birds a bird that sings pretty good 
Am

Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
F

But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day. 

C

A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk 
G 

Cockatoos a bird with a sick mo-hawk 
Am

Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs 
F

And ibises are bin Juice drinking dregs. 

C

A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck 
G

And ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking ****.
Am

Doves are birds that represent purity 
F 

Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community. 

C

Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life 
G 

bUT IBISES LOVE NOTHING BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD INSIDE
Am

Swan is a bird that's graceful and that 
F

And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats. 

(Chorus) 

C

The ibis- bin Juice drinking gronks 
G

Yeah the ibis- beaks are gross and long 
Am

It's the ibis- picnic wrecking jerks 
F

Yeah the ibis- they're the worst birds

C

The condor is an awesome bride of prey 
G 

A hawks a bird that's a cool bird ay 
Am 

The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts 
F

But ibises are bin juice drinking runts. 

C
The Albatros bird lives to sixty, maybe older
G 

The parrot is a bird who lives on a pirates shiulder 
Am

Parrots say cool **** like "polly want a cracker" 
F

Ibises just ****ing come up and harass ya. 

C 

Lorikeets a bird with a colourful jacket 
G

Ibises can **** off back to their home planet
Am

A seagulls a bird that scabs hot chips 
F

And there only one bird scabbier than this. 

(Chorus)

C

It's the ibis- they're picnic wrecking irits 
G

It's the ibis- I hope they don't come near us
Am

Yeah the ibis- they're bin Juice drinking jerks 
F

It's the ibis- they're the ****ing ****est birds 

((Single strum this next part/rant))

C

The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
G

A dumperster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Am

Annoying the gerneral public at every opportunity
F

Disgrace to feather creatures bringing shame on the bird family 

C
If they're are any ibises watching this firstly, 
G

They're no bun juice here so you can **** off 
Am

Secondly, get a job and ****ing do something with your life 
F

Sort it out, you're on the road to nowhere 

C
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle 
G

Of the Pacific Ocean or some **** I don't know 
Am

I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just
F (hold)

Stop wrecking everyone's picnics ****! 

(Back to strumming)

C

It's the ibis- bin Juice drinking runts
G

It's the ibis- that's ruining your lunch 
Am

Yeah the ibis- picnic wrecking jerks
F 

It's the ibis- what a ****ing runt of a bird. 

(End on C)